Things that give you an awkward happy feeling:

• When the alarm clock turns on and you realise you've got a day off.
• When you wake up horrified and realise that the tall creature in your room is actually your jacket hanging from the coat rack.
• Having a pleasant conversation with someone you don't like.
• Eating venison while watching Bambi.
• Giving your credit card number to a woman who's not a hooker.
• Mayonnaise on your hamburger while you specifically ordered one without because you're getting too fat!
• Having an orgasm for the first time.
• Hitting someone with a water balloon while they're looking right at your face.
• Being able to draw a pink flying elephant for someone you love:

• Tasting milk when drinking from what you thought it was an orange juice carton.
• When your remark turns into an unintentionally funny joke.
• When you smoked pot and intensly fell in love with a brick in the wall which is just too high too reach.

First Blog Of My Loif!

Well, the trouble with our society is that we tend to do somethings, which seemed utterly unimportant to us at first, before things that would actually be of any importance. For instance, I'd rather be rich or walk on the moon first than writing a web-log for the first time in my, so far fruiless, life. Well, exciting! Isn't it?! Now, I wonder who'd be the first unfortunate soul to read this horrible first blog...