Things that give you an awkward happy feeling:

• When the alarm clock turns on and you realise you've got a day off.
• When you wake up horrified and realise that the tall creature in your room is actually your jacket hanging from the coat rack.
• Having a pleasant conversation with someone you don't like.
• Eating venison while watching Bambi.
• Giving your credit card number to a woman who's not a hooker.
• Mayonnaise on your hamburger while you specifically ordered one without because you're getting too fat!
• Having an orgasm for the first time.
• Hitting someone with a water balloon while they're looking right at your face.
• Being able to draw a pink flying elephant for someone you love:

• Tasting milk when drinking from what you thought it was an orange juice carton.
• When your remark turns into an unintentionally funny joke.
• When you smoked pot and intensly fell in love with a brick in the wall which is just too high too reach.